Globe

An individual who is so obese and rotund that their torso begins to adopt a globe shape

Mickey eats so many Pop-Tarts he’s turning into a globe!

by The Globe Gang April 22, 2024

Snow-globe

Somebody who does a lot of Coke to the point where their nose needs moisturizing from how raw it is

Person A: why’s Grant always blowing his nose ?
Person B: oh he’s a bit of a snow-globe

by $t0rm June 13, 2024

Snow Globing

If or when you have the unfortunate luck to live in the Northern states or climates, and it snows so hard you cant see 10 feet in front in front of your car, or out the window.

Hal: " Carl... why did it take you so long to get home tonight??"
Carl: " man, it was Snow Globing so bad I couldn't even find the car when I got out of WalMart"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

Globe Tattoo

It is the WORST mobile broadband USB stick. It even illegally used Tonino Lamborghini's name to advertise this piece of sh*t. It's advertisements are deceptive. Don't use it, otherwise you'll regret it!

Guy 1: Awww! My Internet is slow again...
Guy 2: Dude! Are you using Globe Tattoo?!
Guy 1: Yeah...
Guy 2: Then throw that piece of trash and get a REAL broadband!

by THE_IDENTIFIER December 3, 2011

lady globes

the testicles on a trans woman

I had a nice date with Lola, but it was a little surprising when I got lady globes across the nose during the after party back at my place.

by CyborgimusPrime December 11, 2022

Globe trotters

A group of Tweakers in a circle smoking a bowl of meth

Some day i will be part of the alstar globe trotters

by MR.PITOTE December 30, 2019

Globed on

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.

Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”

by S-Rat August 30, 2023