good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

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GIF

An animated picture or scene on a search engine/website. Gifs are used to express emotion or humor through live, looped movements from personal recording or TV shows. People may also pronounce it as "Jiff", but who the fuck is Jiff and why is he so popular around old people?

Person 1: "Bro, check out this Jiff."
Person 2: "No, dude, its Gif."
Person 1: "Okay whatever but its still funny right?"
Person 3: "Who is Jiff?"
Person(s) 1 & 2: "Shut up, Grandpa!"

by Dr.Generation December 25, 2023

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Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.

them: That's why you get no bitches.
you: *Posts a out of context gif/picture also known as a "Smoke bomb Meme/GIF" to try and save face*

by anonymous February 3, 2022

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