A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
Get the Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord IImug. Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.
Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?
Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings
Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings
by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020
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Get the Gaylordmug. A type of cardboard box that is durable enough to be used for warehousing purposes. Gaylords are frequently used to store hundreds of pounds of cargo and can be placed on a pallet for easy moving.
Worker: Hey Boss we need some more Gaylords, we're all out.
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!
Gay Boss: Honey, come meet me in the locker room during break, and I'll fill you up.
Worker: Ew! Get the hell away from me faggot! I am calling HR!
by dosel January 9, 2024
Get the Gaylordmug.