Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.
Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014
Get the kentucky gamble mug.Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017
Get the Spaff Gamble mug.1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.
Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.
by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
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Get the Gambling and Losing mug.rolling forward, head first, to either a standing position or to a sitting position. can be connected so that more that one can be completed in succession. sometimes called a forward roll or rolypoly usually done by kids or drunken adults
by gamboling gavin July 7, 2011
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Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!
by xloc918 May 29, 2004
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