graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 2, 2019

geamadea

you are born/made gay

brian riddle is so geamadea

by geamadea October 28, 2020

Gramatkovski

A teacher who can't teach his students, and allow an incident to happen

Mr Gramatkovski didn't teach his students today, which allowed a incident to happen on his behalf.

by Igobrrrrr August 16, 2022

fake-o-gram

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'

Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.

by GlennyJ December 11, 2013

Slave to the gram

Cocaine addict.

She had to go to DT. She's a slave to the gram.

by SoilentGreen August 8, 2017

one for the gram

if you take a fire pic and send it to your friends (if you have any) and they tell you to post it.

trippynikki: gUyz do you like my pic?
sevensuperqueens: yes darling that's one for the gram.

by yourmomsis November 3, 2018