Zaelynn Gonzalez

the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.

Zaelynn Gonzalez equals a fun time

by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 6, 2011

pink gonzalez

when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.

When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.

by master gonzalez August 6, 2014

Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Joseph gonzalez

one of the best people you can ever meet if you do him wrong then you fucked up

Joseph Gonzalez knows how you did it he will definitely seek revenge

by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022

Bella Gonzalez

Emo

Bella Gonzalez is emo

by JarmsTheEater May 26, 2022

eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her

i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez

by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018

Creamy gonzalez

When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.

Cmon babe, how are we going to clean up this Creamy gonzalez!

by Adumbcunt April 8, 2017