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Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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Loose game

When you approach a bundalengerz and try convince them to hold your wood
Ay H2KILLI, drop some loose game cuzz
by H2KILLI October 11, 2021
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Game of Thrones

A contest in which drunk folks hunt down as many public restrooms in one hour as possible and tally the number of thrones on which they’ve taken a dump.
He keeps going through snow and sleet and always nails this Game of Thrones sitting down, that’s why we call him we call him the King!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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sandbox game

A free-roaming game where you can do what ever you want in it.
Eg. GTA, Spiderman, Driv3r etc. are sandbox games
by John Weirdoloko November 4, 2007
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Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo
Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
by trev the terror June 9, 2019
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new game smell

when you purchase a new game and rip open the plastic open the case and take a whiff of that lovely new game smell! Possibly a human reaction like dogs sniffing stinky holes. The orgin of this action is unknown but is a closet action of many gamers. Even Ice-T does it. Look for gears of war 3 unboxing ice t on youtube!
ME: I cant wait for gears of war 3 to hit the streets!

YOU: Its already out you noob!

ME: Im going to pick it up and enjoy the new game smell!

YOU: new game smell?
by Cybercast September 28, 2011
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