FLUMPNUGGET

Short, fat/ round old lady

"Aww, look at that little old 'FLUMPNUGGET!'"

by DARREN McTADLEY April 24, 2008

frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009

frumped

To be ditched by a friend who used you used to hang out with a lot.

Derived from "friend-dumped"

Person 1: Hey, you and Molly used to hang out a lot right? What happened?

Person 2: Yeah, I got frumped pretty bad. We don't really hang out anymore.

by Frumper Unlimited June 12, 2009

frumpazoid

An objectifying label for an excessively dumpy, unattractive woman, as if she were other-worldly or beastly.

"That woman is a class-A frumpazoid - an A-shaped head, flat, wide nose, no neck, a belly that hangs down to her knees, and moles all over her arms, face, and her legs."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Puffer Flumpkin

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.

"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."

by lulahula October 1, 2013

flumpkin

moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.

sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!

by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010