futuluhtoogan

Somebody that is overweight or nonathletic. They have no rizz and are often a beta male.
The opposite of a jittleyang

Did you see how Weston fumbled that baddie? He is such a futuluhtoogan!

by Zdoggo April 29, 2024

futuluhtoogan

the most sigma niggas who overpower the jittleyangs

"this futuluhtoogan mogs all of us"

by futuluhtoogan4life April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

A futuluhtoogan is a title meant for real niggas unlike jittleyangs

Example:
Me: yo Jit are you a jittleyang or futuluhtoogan?

Bro: I’m a futuluhtoogan
Me: my nigga *daps up perfectly*
Alternative world:
Me: yo Jit are you a jittleyang or a futuluhtoogan
Bro: I’m a jittleyang
Me:so you have chosen death *pulls out random ass ak47*

by The real Boston futulutoogan April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

The pigs straight up Ls

Futuluhtoogan ain’t nothin’ compared to Jittleyangs

by anonymous April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

A person who is either fat or skinny, gets no girls, no charisma and is a saggy no lifer beta.

Bro that fatty is a futuluhtoogan...

by xterify April 30, 2024

fuhluhtoogan

an opp that gets no women and has no rizz

the women are not attracted to the fuhluhtoogans

by ohio skibidi sigma April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

Noun (fuh.uh.luh.two.gan)
A word originated from a Baltimore rapper who speaks weirdly but then became a popular meme

Me:Yo are you a jittleyang or a futuluhtoogan
Random crackhead on the street:I’m a futuluhtoogan.
Me:type shi

by The real Boston futulutoogan May 1, 2024