Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?

Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

Fuse face

A derogatary word for a robot like wireback and clanker.

God i hate clankers. Dirty fuse faced salvages.

by BrenTheBarbarian August 20, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

Fuse

A playable character in the battle royale, first person shooter, Apex Legends. Also known as the Dunder Chief. Or the Lord of Dunder

Those Fuse mains really have no brain cells.

by ToastToxin July 30, 2021

Blight-fuse

Noun.

Bacteriophage(s).

“Dude, I’m loaded with blight-fuse, and the bic’s flicked!!”

by yakrank September 24, 2020

Corn fused

When Coach Z Evil Twin confuses you so you feel the need to make up a word.

Sorry I was corn fused.

by MarzipanUzbekistan September 28, 2020