fuck-nose

fuck-nose (FUK noze) noun. a goof, an idiot, a fool, a douche bag, a shlameil, a shmendrek, a yutz, a shmeggie. Generally used in a derogatory fashion behind one's back. Can also be used endearingly.
plural; fuck-noses, is seldom used.

Sue's friend: Hey, I heard that Sue failed a surprise urine test at the clinic last week. I even told the bitch not to get high! But she don't even care. Now she hasta...
Not Sue's friend: Damn! I'm sick of that dumb fuck-nose bitch. She'd fuck up a wet dream.

Maryanne: Hey there fuck-nose! Sup? I hurt dey busd yo ass at ta clinic lass week.
Sue: Hey, yeah, I got all fucked up and forgot to put the Elmer's Glue bottle with some clean urine in my hidey hole.
Maryanne: That's fucked up.

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

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Fuck Noodle

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.

"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"

by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012