Tim Allen skull fuck

Making the grunting sound Tim Allen makes on the sitcom 'Home Improvement' while being skull fucked in prison to recieve a lesser sentence for ratting out drug dealers.

Ex 1: "Mom, why does that man make that sound on that old show?"

"The late 70s was a different time, and even after 20 years he has not recovered from his PTSD of his tour of Federal prison"

Ex 2. "Brad, Randy and Mark all Tim Allen skull fucked me in prison while Jill watched". "Wilson did also, but I couldn't see his face". "Al cried."

by Fart skin March 26, 2026

fuckallyall

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.

Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!

by kankan413 May 8, 2011

fuckall

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits

Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid

by nando November 14, 2002

fuckall

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016

Fuckallery

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.

Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.

by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010

Fuckall Fifty

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011