friday

Friday is an acronym
Frequent Reboots Invoke Doh's And Yikes

My compute crashed again. It's friday.

by froolap April 16, 2010

friday

FRI (endly) DAY
friendlyday

friday is the last day of the working week! followed by saturday

by billy bob frog June 18, 2007

Friday

A big black hairy dick. Very masculine and thick. Scientists estimate it at around 15 inches. Moreover it canno. Be placed in a mouth without choking the victim to death. Also, only can fit in an extremely loose vagina.

Gotta get down on Friday.

by Fridayslayer December 1, 2011

friday office

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.

Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.

by OGHM March 2, 2018

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

by AKewlName November 29, 2013

black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013

Friday Privilege

The privilege to beat your step twins as recompense for being with their mother.

Sorry, I'm late because I was finishing up my Friday privilege. Those red-headed kids wouldn't hold still.

by Quotes Farmer June 7, 2019