Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

water fountain

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"

Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain

by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013

piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain

joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1

by andi reeson June 9, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.

I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.

by Redrocker November 17, 2014

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 14, 2022

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015