The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014
Get the Flumpmug. Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.
by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024
Get the Flumpmug. 
To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022
Get the Flumpingmug. by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018
Get the Flumpmug. by Flempling December 6, 2020
Get the Flumpmug.