Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.

I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.

by RtR80 November 09, 2022

The Felt

A mafia group of 15 known in the late 2000s for having destroyed the Negrocity mayor's favorite casino.
Disappeared since then.

"The Felt green suits are much better in red"

by Jibachu March 30, 2019

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 09, 2019

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 04, 2025

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 22, 2024

NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!

A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

by Hym Iam September 03, 2023

paige felt

A girl, who is perfect in every way possible. She’s often known to make people’s heart stop when she walks in the room. She’s super stylish and can do just about anything. She’s almost as athletically inclined as she is musically inclined. Don’t forget about her guilty pleasure which includes the playing of various video games. She has the biggest heart, that she only shows to people she feels deserve it. She will bend over backwards for the ones she loves. Her love language is quality time. Her beautiful green eyes are as deep as her thoughts. Her long hair is as beautiful as her mind. She’ll make you laugh and at the same time blow your mind. If you find a Paige Felt don’t ever lose her.

Paige Felt is Daniel’s Girlfriend
I love you Paige Felt

by Dopekitty101 June 10, 2021