filter face

The expression you get when you inhale the very last tobacco in your filter cigarette. The red-glowing tobacco usually causes the filter to heat up instantly, transfering painful heat to your lips.

Can also be used in a negative term to offend someone:

"Jonnern has a permanent filter face".
"If I had a filter face like yours, I'd kill myself."

by fatti May 16, 2005

Spooky filter

A blue camera filter that filmmakers choose to use because they think it will create a "spooky" atmosphere, but it is in fact, for lack of better word, stupid.

DUUUUUUDE!!! Did you see dead silence? Spooky filter...not cool.

by Dean Datre November 29, 2007

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

Butthead Filter

Hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct sexual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh

"Dude, my company is in this "limbo" area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich."

Butthead Filter reply: "limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh"

by donhdefl April 16, 2009

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020