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Fitness Firsted

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.
Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010
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the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.
"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Naners420 August 24, 2020
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Joe Feinberg

Joe Feinberg is an average BC High hockey player. Joe is the most annoying bullshitter on the planet. Joe doesn’t listen or cares about your feelings. Joe is not elite. Joe is under average.
Man 1 - Hey Joe Feinberg
Joe - Stfu you butt face
Man 1 - Why Joe
Joe - Cause I’m the best
by badass765 April 18, 2022
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Russian Feint

Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.
Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"
by paul6334 September 6, 2022
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Planet Fitness

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
by DatOneJoker478 November 26, 2022
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Flix and fitness

Simliar to Netflix and chill. When it's just you by yourself watching Netflix, 'fitness' whole pizza in your mouth.
No Netflix and chill, tonight it's 'flix and fitness'!
by ShangChang September 19, 2019
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Fitness Diva

Def. Woman with exceptional physical attributes. Short stature with toned feminine curves and plump backside. One who does explosive pushups after the club and goes to sleep. Very ambitious and with an strong personality and big attitude packed in her small frame.
I met my match in the Kitchen the Fitness Diva beat me soundly with her expertise and precision all of her meals were neat and healthy. She also puts in work on her body working the stairmaster with heels on to boost the curves on her lower body.
by SamDot33 December 23, 2011
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