fart

a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.

marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**

by farts_and_sharts96 May 1, 2022

Farting

Something girls never do. its a proven fact.

Man: Raea just farted.

Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.

by The Only Truthful Human August 7, 2010

fart

Verb: Cutting the cheese

Oh shit, who cut the cheese?

by Noah Mittman October 15, 2006

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

by jim September 15, 2004

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

fart

A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.

"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"

by brince of egypt December 28, 2005

Fart

A nasty smell that's sprayed from the anus

Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2018