A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends
by fake friends period April 1, 2020
Get the fake friendsmug. National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023
Get the National Fake Friend Daymug. by George.Johnson June 10, 2022
Get the Fake Friendsmug. 
Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. by Micgaek leal May 7, 2024
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