excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.

Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!

by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005

um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"

by cow125 October 6, 2012

excuse my french

What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.

"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"

by psycho bitch February 25, 2004

excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

by Mr. X-106 September 4, 2003

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

excuse my french

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.

"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."

by Phatal October 2, 2003

Excuse #30

Excuse #30: Taking a poop and going to the city

An excuse used for leaving a conversation early, whether one really is going to take a poop and head to the city is irrelevant.

Sano says: Hey I got a long and boring story to tell you!
Nea says: Sorry I have to take a poop and go to the city...
Sano: Pfff, excuse #30...

by Demmm February 17, 2010