Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

EWAN

Uh.. me? My name is Ewan

"Ewan, more like Ew-in"

by HollowWordPerson July 29, 2022

Ewan Mcgregor

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.

omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*

by SoupyWan January 30, 2022

Ewan

Cool

I am ewan

by Findly June 25, 2022

ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx

who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay

by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest stoner ever he sits wiv snoop dog and blazes weed daily, he never doesn’t have cannabis. Ewan also has abs of steel and can take ur girl in 1 2 3

U see Ewan he’s stoned

by Ewan Kershaw November 23, 2021