Eshays

Propaganda.

They should be avoided at all costs.

Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
by iDontTrustYou April 09, 2024
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so if we’re being honest here eshays are the top cunts or the top lads. we run the shit out in sydney and all of the big Oz. we wear gucci hats, gucci bumb bags, nike shirts over long sleeve shirts and got our mrs by our side.
fag 1: oi lover, do you see these inimitating people turning the conrner?
fag 2: oh my dont you know they’re eshays. can’t you see their tns and gucci hats?
by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018
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The acronym for Eshay: Every Shit Head Australian Youth
by Smellroy December 25, 2023
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Whilst generally described as young persons with a dress sense straight out of an 3rd world rip-off shop, a nasty lack of hygiene and an inability to enunciate the end of their words (bruffa, weaffa, picha); their name "eshay" is a formed from pig Latin, whereby they take the first consonant and add it to the end with 'ay', (possibly to overcome that suffix issue mentioned earlier). Pig latin might've been cool with the kids in the early 80s but could only be described as lame now.
Eshay1 "got any nangs bruf?"

Eshay2 "nah (taking out a glass bbq), but this shit's insane brah"

Eshay1 "fk yeah lad, reckon a stint in the dention centre would be killa brah"
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Eshays are usually poor teenagers who use Centrelink payments to buy Nike, Adidas, Tommy Hilfiger, etc
They think they are gangsters and say stuff like "oi, just got dem Nike tn's bah"
They speak in eshay, this is a language that uses cringy gangster stuff and pig Latin

Be warned, if you come across one, they will likely steal your Centrelink payments and yo Nike tn's bah
They can be identified by wearing Nike air max, Air Force and Jordan's, puffer jackets, Nike bumbag and Nike hat with sunglasses they smoke week but hide it because "stigs are gay" they are also annoying, if you find one in school, move school because they will annoy the crap out of you. They start becoming eshays in 6th grade and gradually become worse and worse
They also carry posca markers and extra hats in their bumbag
Also an empty gatorade bottle with Eshay sticker
"Oi, got inkays lad"
"Eshaays buuhhh"
"Oi there gimme ya Nike tn's buuhh"
"Eshay"
by DrBiGBallZ November 30, 2021
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An eshay is an Australian lad that generally wears nike tns, any polo, adidas footy shorts and any kind of bumbag or saddy bag. They are always in groups and will tax anything they want to
"Ey bro check out these eshays"
by Big Esh Dog October 10, 2019
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A subculture from Waterloo, Sydney, NSW. See other definitions for more. They suck dicks, deal drugs and hate the ‘pigs’ (police) and speak Pig Latin. They are lads.
ESHAY BRUH! LET ME ROB YE, MATE!
by TheRealMinecrafter January 02, 2021
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