Spicy eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and switch from anal to vaginal

I totally used spicy eggplant on your mom last night

by PapayaPounder69 May 16, 2018

Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!

by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017

Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023