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by Udontknowmyname July 12, 2020
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Street racer: Hey little boy, you shouldn't be around here. Screw off.
Eduardo Vergas Padilla: stfu
*Eduardo Vergas Padilla proceeds to shoot the man and fuck his wife*
Eduardo Vergas Padilla: stfu
*Eduardo Vergas Padilla proceeds to shoot the man and fuck his wife*
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by xluuzii March 7, 2023
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Woman 1: he’s just been outside with the neighbor
Woman 2: Ohh shit a Eduardo might have taken it
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