DooDoo Soldier

An animal of shitskin likeness, usually wearing baggy pants, doo-rags, has huge lips, and defends doodoo pile.
Listens to loud ass rap, and has nostrils like a Goddamn camel. i.e. a NIGGER

These fucking doodoo soldiers have been infiltrating northern mississippi for too fucking long now!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

DooDoo Head

A phrase used when referring to someone with breath that stinks! More than likely, you'd use it if there breath smells like "DooDoo" (obviously)

This boy was talking to me and his breath smelled like doodoo so I called him a doodoo head!

by Chareesecup February 2, 2008

Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010

doodoo glaze

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)

"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."

by D/G May 20, 2015

DooDoo Monsoon

a big tidal wave of shit

Uh Oh, look out for that tidal wave!
Thats not a tidal wave, that's a DOODOO MONSOON

by DeckTheHallsBrubby November 26, 2018

DooDoo Nathan

A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.

"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"

by DeckTheHallsBrubby July 5, 2018