by folo January 24, 2005
Get the ditz mug.To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.
by drinkeer February 21, 2009
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by slash10520 October 10, 2008
Get the Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy mug.A slight variation of the dizzy "fuck stick" who has a foggy and misconstrued conception of the world they live in. This witless skank hole has a combined social intelligence of an earthworm and a McDonald's milkshake. She routinely placates others with her kookaburra-esque juvenile laughter mixed with volumes of gratuitous sunshine up her subject's ass.
That dizzy cunt stick goes round and round more than the rides at Disney.
If I have to hear that dizzy cunt stick's bogus cackle once more today,I'm going to pour scalding water on her nu-nu's.
I sure do enjoy it when that dizzy cunt stick speaks, giving me a hefty dose of her stupidity and verifing the fact that she has the IQ level of a fucking peanut.
If I have to hear that dizzy cunt stick's bogus cackle once more today,I'm going to pour scalding water on her nu-nu's.
I sure do enjoy it when that dizzy cunt stick speaks, giving me a hefty dose of her stupidity and verifing the fact that she has the IQ level of a fucking peanut.
by bad dawg November 19, 2004
Get the Dizzy Cunt Stick mug.A ditz, or a ditzy person is someone who is being stupid or day dreaming. It can also be a person of random inclination.
by The Quintessential August 24, 2009
Get the Ditz mug.Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.
"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"
"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."
"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."
by Timmay D February 26, 2008
Get the ditz with tits mug.I hate parading my serenading,
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.
--Cole Porter, "You're the Top"
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.
--Cole Porter, "You're the Top"
by berliita September 27, 2007
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