Diddler

Someone who has sex with their cousin (or all relatives).

That guy fucked his coupon he’s a diddler

by Ouga booga April 18, 2019

Diddler

A form of touching you really don’t want

I am a true diddler “hunter” at heart

by SammmmmRrrr June 25, 2024

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

The Diddler

A meme-inspired nickname for Sean “Diddy” Combs, playing off the allegations tied to his controversial Freak Off Parties. The term pokes fun at his alleged involvement in shady, secretive activities and is often used online when referencing his rumored parties or questionable behavior in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

“Every time ‘The Diddler’ trends, you know something wild is about to surface.”

by IRSAgents October 6, 2024