Dick Cheney 

A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country!

Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?

Dick Cheney by xeroxcopyr May 16, 2004

Dick Cheney 

Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin

I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert

Dick Cheney by kanadzki May 26, 2008

Dick Cheney  

To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.

"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.

Dick Cheney by Tab170 June 28, 2008

dick cheney 

an uncelebrated act of conservative BDSM. Often involving cock rings w/ chains, water boarding, electrocution, choking, and humiliation techniques to achieve its goal. In extreme public examples, puppeteering techniques are employed.

battery powered pumps are requisite to achieve the full effect.

those poor bstrds at gitmo got to experience the dick cheney first hand 0_o

dick cheney by lewis419wu July 16, 2010

Dick Cheney 

Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.

Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.

As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.

Dick Cheney by Danny Glover October 4, 2005

Dick Cheney 

the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.

Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."

Dick Cheney by Kate is bait November 20, 2004

Dick Cheney 

(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009

(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.

(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.

Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"

Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"

Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"

Dick Cheney by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009