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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
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diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........
you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself
by Naughtydude January 14, 2020
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vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
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Diary

a person very sensitive. A person that is always distracted, awkward and funny weird. Diary takes every opinion so personnaly , thinks like all things concerned him/her . Diary always do and act in the way that Diary thinks people would like to fit in the society. Diary have a high complex of him/herself and is always lost in her/his overthinking.
Look at Diary, she always tries to be liked by everyone. she even lost her personnality .
by Angelinou November 22, 2021
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Doorman Diaries

A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"

The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
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The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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Diary friend

The diary friend is that one friend who you really trust with all of your secrets because you know they won't tell anyone. Often times the diary friend is used as a vent for trauma or personal problems such as mental health or relationships with other people.
You mean she trusts you with all her problems? You must be her Diary friend.
by Senntret May 27, 2022
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