Zest Detector

A person’s acute ability to tell if someone is gay. Similar to Gaydar.

My Zest Detector went off when I saw his flamboyant outfit.

by Doug Cheetham March 18, 2025

toaster destructor

the guy who destroys toasters. watch out

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: destroys your toaster

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

toaster destructor

he destroys your toaster. he already got mine so i cant toast my bread anymore

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: *destroys toaster*

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs

X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector

by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025

Furry Detector 2.0

Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.

Random player: uses furry detector 2.0 to see if his friend is a furry

by puro1200 October 25, 2025

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023