Intelligent design

REEDITED: Something a bunch of drunk religous people and
disgruntled science teachers cooked up in their basement while high on PCP. Sadly, the people who came up with ID
are not at all intelligent.

I am high on PCP...I just invented a farout concept - Intelligent Design!!!

by Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man October 10, 2005

intelligent design

An excuse creationists use to try to justify creation in the light of modern scientific discoveries. It makes as much logical sense as saying my big toe knows the meaning of life. I can't prove it because my toe can't talk but you can't disprove it for the same reason.

If God did the whole "intelligent design" thing then why are Christians so stupid.

by MTCaptain November 13, 2006

Designate

verb: Give a specified name, position, or status to
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed

verb: He was designated as prime minister
adjective: The Director designate

by DieKry01 April 24, 2010

Designated distraction.

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.

Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.

by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010

Intelligent Design

When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.

Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.

by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006

Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

Designologist

1. A term to describe a person who is skilled in bring unusual elements together in an aesthetic manner.

Chloe turned out to be more than just an interior decorator, she's proven to be a real designologist when she wallpapered the guestroom in torn pages from the classics.

by Alex Purnell June 11, 2008