Going Derek

The act of sitting on your knees four inches from a (at least) 54" plasma screen tv for hours; usually, while playing video games.

While everyone was having fun at the party, Justin was going derek to get headshots while playing gears of war.

by Louis Flanders May 23, 2008

Derec

A complete beast. One who dominates existence with intelligence, wit, and the ability to go hard at will.

That kid goes hard, he must be a Derec.

by 8192 December 14, 2010

derek diamond

A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.

Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.

That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.

My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.

by John Ainsley July 12, 2006

derek gay

Damn, you right

Man, Derek gay

by Derek sure is gay May 31, 2019

derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

Derek

The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and intelligent boy that walks the earth.

Why can't I ever find a Derek?

by k8o February 2, 2010

Derek Bloom

Drummer for the post-hardcore band, From First to Last.

who's derek bloom?
he plays in FFTL

by meganie June 27, 2006