December 

She is the best person you will ever meet in your life she will always put a smile on your face.

December is the best friend in the world

December by anonymous December 30, 2021

december 

the most irrelevant month of the year

person 1- its december

person 2- whats december?
person 1- the month stupid!
person 2- sorry it’s just so irrelevant i thought you was talking about something else

december by clear slime May 15, 2022

December 

Destroy Dick December

the month where u can beat ur dick an infinite amount.

Why are u beating so much?

Bro its december.

December by تايسون November 1, 2022

December 

goth girl appreciation month

"its December!"
"its my birthday soon!"
"nobody cares about your birthday, Its goth girl appreciation!!!"
"oh."

December by maddoez. November 19, 2022

December 

National give Matt Shipley head month, if you see he him you have to come thru

“Is that Matt over there? We’ll you know it’s December so we gotta give him head” -absolute dime piece

December by Kdksjjsususus November 28, 2022

December 

No Dick December. *For the girls; while boys have no nut November girls with be participating in No Dick December.

Bf: December 1st! Yk what that means!!
Gf: Nope now it’s No Dick December. Sorry.

December by Ag_fr November 30, 2022

December 

December the month in which your short friend takes revenge for being hit for a whole month in November.

Short friend: Hey did you hear it’s December time for my revenge

Tall friend : oh no…

December by T:A December 2, 2022