Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Dumpling Drop

The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.

You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?

by Jshane1 November 29, 2011

Kingdom of Dumpling

A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.

Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.

by Chad Wellington II August 1, 2010

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.

My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018