The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.
Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary
Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
by KeinDragon September 09, 2020
The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
by Switch Mane September 22, 2020
A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
by MothMaven August 16, 2024
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?
by Skinnystem January 22, 2025
A situation in which a group of people must determine whether or not a controversial artist can be separated from their art, which usually depends on the severity of their crimes/the quality of their work. This term was coined from a meme making fun of DaBaby, stating that he is “not a talented enough to be separated from art.”
by Irno December 02, 2022
Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020