daft

odd, strange, does not make sense

I made 56k last year, now i'm only making 38k, daft eh?

by Carver January 27, 2005

Daft

Dope as fuck though. When you do something so cool it's almost crazy.

You almost hurt yourself doing that flip, I have to say it was pretty daft.

by Slevin007Kelevra May 16, 2016

datpiece

datpiece is a vagina

datpiece is tight

or alternatively,
datpiece is loose

by didiididid March 6, 2014

dartpunk

Men that are extreemly good at darts. You can recognise them on there big beard and manhood. You can not find anouther man more beutiful on the inside and out, than a dartpunker. If you meet a dartpunker you must bow for his presens, such a gracefull crature is hard to find.

A dartpunker is that beutiful crature of a bearded man playing darts.

by Imba02 January 31, 2015

daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

Dafted

The female equivalent of a tea bag

She just dafted that guy in the face...

by oneilltheitguy138 July 4, 2016

daftnut

Word to describe someone who is stingey and won’t share their food or drink with one person but will happily give it to someone else.

Ryan asked Todd for some of his milkshake but Todd said no and gave Max some instead. Great example of being a daftnut

by TyabbPaduaWordGang April 21, 2018