dingaling sting

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..

hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.

by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

dingy dong thing

Slang for a penis

Guy 1- Bruv tell me why at da bash Courtney totes pulled me in da bedroom by my Dingy Dong Thing
Guy 2- Churchhhh

by Lakewood303 March 28, 2020

Choi-Ding

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.

"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...

by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 13, 2012

Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

no dingdy

No condom on cock

She sucked me off no dingdy

by No dingdy October 6, 2016

Full Dingle

The act of putting your all into something.

"I went Full Dingle on my exams this morning."

by Unicornpoo22 May 28, 2016

dog dingle

When a dog takes a crap but afterwards there is a sticky little turd that continues to hang from its anus.

Oh Lordy, look at Fifi’s ass, there’s an embarrassing dog dingle hangin’ around!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019