Cum

The act of failing to swim in a huge tub if cum. This can often result in instant death.

I swallowed cum in the cum tub.

by Trumpetlicker69 April 11, 2021

Cum

When a man ejaculates and releases sperm which can also be called cum.

"Oh shit I just came!" Or "Ew he got cum all over his laptop."

by Slang4U May 28, 2018

Cummings

by far the funnist last name in exsistence; Scottish in Origin

Robert Lee Cummings hails from Scotland

by Alex L. Smith February 19, 2009

Cum

A sticky and warm liquid a man produces when receiving stimulation to the penis

Azi: "Fuck! Cum baby Cum!!"
Logan: "I'm Cumming baby, OH FUCK!! *Minecraft Villager noise*

by Artline90 January 29, 2021

Cum

White stuff thats comes out of dicks

Im Cumming!

by Mikuyki October 25, 2020

cum

The white stuff/semen that comes out from yo dick

Nick just fucked Ariana, Ariana was surprised by his 9 inch dick, she started to give him a bj and then fuck him. “Oh yess baby” She started moaning. “Oh fuck i’m bout to cum” said Nick. And then Nick cummed in her pussy

by TheCumVader69 April 12, 2022

cummed

the past tense of cum

I cummed all over your mothers face.

You had to wipe the computer screen because you cummed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap Japanese porn.

by i love the fact that u are actually reading this. 696969696969696969696969 May 05, 2007