crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021

Crypto Staking Engineer

Someone who installs and launch's working nodes for proof of stake protocols as a living. This individual will also configure, write scripts, and test the staking nodes for self-staking and as a validator. They will maintain and monitor the nodes so they are fully operational 24x7.

My best friend is self employed as a Crypto Staking Engineer. He runs multiple mansternodes on different blockchains earning enough passive income to make it his full time career.

by Mr. Crypto February 7, 2022

Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.

Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.

by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum

Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "

by ERhardons March 21, 2021

crypto luigi

the guy who filmed atlas earth comercial. also in raldi's crackhousr where u have to have 10 ethereum to free him and fight him

crypto luigi: i just bought more land in the metaverse
*AFTER RALDI'S CRACKHOUSE*
crypto luigi: hey old pal free me

by RaldisCrackhouse January 3, 2026

Crypto-enthusiast

Pompous prig

I think that bitcoin will be the futur of the money and everybody should be crypto-enthusiasts.
Yeah lets see when countries will make their own digital currency and forbid cryptos.

by Oafmeat December 29, 2022