When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.
Them: We have a project due tomorrow, the boss shouting at me, and the clients have been calling nonstop for the last two hours! Where the hell is John!?
Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
by Mike1281 February 18, 2021
Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression
Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells
Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board
Must be a virgin
Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells
Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board
Must be a virgin
by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021
A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.
by fredward finkel August 18, 2009
driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.
by mandygrrl April 29, 2006
The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
by Ill Bill B Illin' August 31, 2007
Same as Cruisin' the Gut, though it wasn't limited to Appleton, Wisconsin. In the 1960s, teenagers in Battle Creek, Michigan, would "cruise the gut" or "go cruising the gut." They'd load their car with friends and drive slowly along Michigan Avenue, the main downtown shopping street on Friday and Saturday nights throughout the spring, summer, and fall.
As in Appleton, cruising the gut was primarily social, a chance to show off your car and how cool you were...and to eye everyone else, too.
These days, classic car collectors seem to have taken over the term. There's an annual "Cruise the Gut" event in Battle Creek, and a larger "Cruising the Gut" classic car show in Vancouver, Washington. Another regional variant is "Dragging the Gut," as celebrated in McMinnville, Oregon.
As in Appleton, cruising the gut was primarily social, a chance to show off your car and how cool you were...and to eye everyone else, too.
These days, classic car collectors seem to have taken over the term. There's an annual "Cruise the Gut" event in Battle Creek, and a larger "Cruising the Gut" classic car show in Vancouver, Washington. Another regional variant is "Dragging the Gut," as celebrated in McMinnville, Oregon.
by TwinzyKid October 31, 2013
Going on vacation with a group of older people, usually senior citizens, in an attempt to capitalize on their loneliness to get laid.
by Huxley4Eva February 17, 2017