When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024
Get the croatian mug.The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022
Get the Croatian Spindler mug.When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
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