Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).

Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!

by the_next_star June 23, 2024

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.

Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025

croatian

someone who has no sense of humor.

damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.

by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024