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Coop lap

When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap
“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head

Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”
by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019
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chicken coop

When you have sex with a farmer and he takes a chicken and fingers it. Then the chicken lays eggs and you stick them up her ass. After, she poops out scrambled eggs. Enjoy.
Dude, last night, i had a fresh cooked chicken coop meal!
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Coop-A-Loop

The name given to one with Coop-like characteristics. One of the more prominent characteristics is the coop-like luck. A Canadian Coop is called Coop-eh-loop. They are generally observed as having curly hair and glasses.
That curly haired kid with glasses is without a doubt a Coop-A-Loop
by DJP January 29, 2004
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coop

dude you are soooo cooop its rediculous. that kids skin is too coop for me
by un understandable November 27, 2006
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Chinese Chicken Coop

A warehouse in china were thousands of Asian woman are performing sexual intercourse 24/7 while doing so it sounds like and i quote a "Chinese Chicken Coop"
"Bro I stopped by this Chinese chicken coop yesterday and that s*** was lit as F****!"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
by URSmart March 11, 2019
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Idaho chicken coop

When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.
Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky
by thahandycaphawaiian January 14, 2018
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