chonky cat

chonky cat is my loved cat named harley, he is fatter than a hippo but he loves everyone and thinks he is a real baby, if you walk in the door (even is ur a stanger) he will run up to you and beg for snuggles.

i walked into my best friends house for the first time today, and chonky cat wanted cuddles.

by Chonkycat101 March 25, 2021

Chonkin

North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.

Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.

by BillePiper March 21, 2022

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Chonko

Someone who is down for anything and also in touch with their emotions.

That chonko loves to drink beer, have bob marley parties and go bowling, but he is also one with his emotions.

by mhizl April 5, 2017

Chonker

Refering to a 2018 meme of a fat housecat. But used more as a generic insult towards anyone about their weight or eating habits.

Another hamburger?! You're such a chonker

by UnSanitary July 7, 2019

Chonk

A really big human or animal

That cat is so chonk

by BigFatPat October 4, 2019

conk

1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear

The car is conked out.

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004