Self Control

Self Control

(Sell-f-cont-roll)

1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.

2. Something I do not have.

-------------Example 1.-------------

Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"

Person 2: "Really! How?"

Person 1: "Self Control"

-------------Example 2.-------------

Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*

Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*

Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"

Your self-control: *gone*

by Frostbyte112 January 8, 2021

contrilly

Pat And Neils counter to a statement made by another, also known as contrary with L's

On the contrilly teacher, i think that world war 2 was done did till it was done did

by Da Surgical Man February 12, 2004

Corollavirus

A less virulent coronavirus

I thought I was coming down with a coronavirus but it only lasted a day so I guess it was just the corollavirus

by despondent January 28, 2020

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010

birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 26, 2006

cum control

The traing of a male slave to control his urge to ejaculate while being stimulated by his master. The object of "cum control" is to show the mastet's ability to maintain total control over his slave. Failure of the slave to contol his selfish urge to cum is severe punishment, usually in the form of bare bottom spankings. This process is often done with an audience, but can also be conducted privately.

Joey was being trained by Ted in cum control. While Ted jacked his rod at the party, Joey shot huge loads of cum after only 15 minutes of stimulation. His inability to control his selfish urge to cum resulted in a severe spanking. The other guests enjoyed watching the. Spectacle. Some even offered to assist Ted in administering Joey's punishment.

by Bottom Boy January 11, 2010

gun control

Something the United States Definetly needs yet will never aquire because the hillbillys who run this country would rather continue to have more than 11,000 innocent people die every year at the hands of retards who cant tell the difference between a squirt gun and an M-16. So we just pretend that its ok and dont pass "Gun Control" laws because the hicks need to defend their right to blow up grapefruits in their backyards with Kalashnikov Rifles.

We need Gun Control, but Dubbya wont dare piss off Heston and his gang.

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003