Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
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An infinitely long contract that is thought to be 99.9% filler. The contract can only be written by the all-powerful deity known as the Filler God.
Filler God: "If you want me to resurrect Jonny, you must sign my Forever Contract with your blood."
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
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Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
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May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
I went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as David was flushing the toilet. His shit stunk so bad, it was all I could think about. I tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his shit smell was suffocating me.
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Some famous contraltos are Cher, Fiona Apple, Patti LuPone and Marilyn Horne.
Some famous contralto roles in musical theatre are Katisha (The Mikado), Dalila (Samson et Dalila) and Charity (Sweet Charity).
Some famous contralto roles in musical theatre are Katisha (The Mikado), Dalila (Samson et Dalila) and Charity (Sweet Charity).
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Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
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