uncultured consumer

Male or Female not of Montana origin who might refer to lawn mowers as “ tractors”

John Whitney is an uncultured consumer.

by sassySIL June 14, 2022

Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

consumer of sauces

he likes to consume LOTS of sauces. Name used for people who only eat the sauce from fast foods

Wow, you really are the consumer of sauces!

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Coochie consumer

Someone who loves to eat pussy

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"

by Amine Thighs Are The Best May 29, 2024