ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

Construition

To construte

Boy: Can we do the construition
Girl: Omg yes we can do the construition

by WIGO January 6, 2019

Constructophobia

the fear of gm_construct in garry's mod

#######: I will have constructophobia from this

by pilinium March 30, 2021

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015