Communism

An established form of government in which all men are created and treated as equals... except I'm more equal than you.

"Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?"

"No, we're equal, get it yourself."

by Marl Karx May 7, 2005

Communist Party

A party where there's no coca cola

Hey where's the coke Jerry? oh blyat we in Soviet Russia there is no coke screw this communist party

by Mqr1o May 28, 2018

Communism

A stateless, classless, and moneyless utopia in which sex is shared communally by everyone. Everyone gets an equal share of sex. Every person in the masses of the population will have sex with each other in one giant orgy under communism after that the cum from ejaculation that dripped on the floor will be distributed equally for everyone to eat, drink, get kinky with, and enjoy!

“Why do you hate communism so much?”

“I WAS FORCED INTO ONE GIANT ORGY AND I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN CUM!”

by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022

Gay race communism

The words one YouTube commenter used to define woke

Woke = gay race communism.

by Goofygoofball44 July 15, 2023

commutemate

1. someone that you hook up with on the way to work or school

Tommy hated work, but loved having Mary as his commutemate

by seattleite1 January 12, 2012

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

CommunistLoli

An insanely nice person who's willing to chill and relax. Gets anxious at times over small stuff. Is vertically challenged and has a talent for torturing people to the point where they question their existence. This person's existence is questionable to the thinnest line. Has a knack for animal crossing and plays it 24/7 and uses ddlc main theme to torture people. If a society was filled with people like CommunistLoli, it would be a torturous ride for many.

That person is being a CommunistLoli, look at his face.... filled with such terror and agony.....

by LuckyZephiq May 10, 2020