cockgobbler

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

by kara December 16, 2003

cockgobbler

a person who is not gay and doesn't act gay, but is very annoying and generaly is an asshole

to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework

asshole "hey your gay hahaha"

working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"

by DPdaix November 10, 2008

Cockgobbler

A species of bird that is the result of cross-breeding a male chicken, or rooster, with a female turkey. Similarly to the mule, they can not reproduce, but unlike mules this is not a result of being naturally infertile, but because Cockgobblers are all either females or homosexual.

1.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)

2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.

by Hodagophile November 21, 2010

cockgobbler

Connor Duffie

Damn that due is a cockgobbler

Yeah, thats Connor Duffie

by ccduff11 December 9, 2008

cockgobbler

To insert a penis in ones mouth to the point where the testicles are rest on another's chin and the sounds of gagging are made.

"Wow, look at her/him taking in that penis so deep, they are such a cockgobbler"

by corsocon February 26, 2017

cockgobbler

another insult to call someone you don't like, most effective if the person you are arguing with is a female. Cockgobblers usually are feminists, furries, sjws, liberals, those bitchy girls at school, or any old ass grocery store employee that yells at you and your friends for no reason or anyone yelling at you because your skateboarding.

Angry dude: HEY STOP SKATING THERE
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*

by TheBeaterOfMeats March 14, 2019

cockgobbler

Someone who gobbles mad cock and will never stop givin that slop bop top.

hey kaiden b, " i heard your grandmas a sexy gilf cockgobbler!" you should invite her over sometime(;

by fucklord69 April 12, 2019